Prophesied Jean-Pierre the Prophets, Seer of Seers, Prophet of Prophets, Lord of Liminalities, and Sultan of Silliness, shall now impart upon thee the visions of the ages.
For a paltry sum of 1000 euros, Prophesied Jean-Pierre shall reveal unto thee the secrets of the universe, the meaning of life, and the recipe for the perfect omelette.
But be warned, mortal, Prophesied Jean-Pierre's prophecies come with a 100% money-back guarantee, but only if thou dost return the omelette.